Ring Toss

A game which Mike Dawson can never win.

Scholars in the field of gender relations and womens' studies have observed the legendary Ring Toss Scene for the better part of a generation, observing the phallic nature of the ring tower, and have posited that Mike Dawson's incompetence at the game mirrors his inability to woo the lovely Rita. (It can only be assumed, for the same reason, that every other person in the town has won the Ring Toss game several hundred times.)